Diet quotes

- "The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it."
— Jackie Gleason

- "My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
— Orson Welles

- "Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet."
— William Gilmore Beymer

- "A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit."
— Unknown

- "In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips, and chains. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale."
— Stephen Phillips

- "Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets."
— Unknown

- I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
-Mae West

- I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
-Attributed to Daniel L. Worona

- The Cardiologist's Diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. –Sr. Anon.